Ok, on a lighter note, because I realize that last post was a total buzz-kill, did Don Imus really say "nappy-headed ho" on a nationally syndicated radio show? Check out the story here: http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=f75958fe-1b6e-4e71-b58c-99ff58f1d716

What a complete fuckwit. What, does he play poker with Mel Gibson and Michael Richards? And what's with meeting with the "leaders" after you make ignorant remarks that end up in the press? Don Imus, just like Michael Richards, met with Al Sharpton on a damage control mission, to discuss what he said and to apologize. Mel Gibson met with Jewish leaders to atone for his anti-Semitic remarks. Who did Isaiah Washington meet with? Jack from Will and Grace? Does that really make it all better? No, it is just another opportunity to show the world just how big an ass you really are.

I am hereby appointing myself "leader" of the blonde community. Anyone who makes rude or insensitive comments about blondes will need to meet with me to mend fences and assure that the blonde community is not offended. All offenders will have to ply me with lemon drop martini's and Coach bags to ensure that the blonde community does not go on strike and cease dancing on bars and showing too much cleavage. If Gloria Allred becomes Gloria Allblonde, then maybe she could be our advocate! She has already spoken out in support of Amber Frey and Anna Nicole Smith. All offenders will be required to watch Legally Blonde as their penance. Hmmmm, paralegal or Blonde Community Leader?!?!?! Tough choice.

Speaking of blondes, DNA results come out tomorrow on Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielyn...anyone wanna bet me? My money is on Birkhead...