Alternate Career Choice #4

It is no secret that I love reality television. In fact, all my friends make fun of me for it. I find it interesting that while my friends roll their eyes at me, laugh and say that reality TV is “trash,” they know exactly who and what I am talking about. Admitting it is half the battle, peeps, who do you think you are kidding?

Since Rock of Love has crumbled into a sad little pile of pole-dancing pebbles, I cannot wait for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. A little peek into the life of Kim Kardashian and her peeps. I love Kim Kardashian. I want to be her when I grow up. First, she is smokin’ hot. Second, she seems to be flitting about the world, wearing hot clothes, dating the hot boys and drinking with Paris, Lindsay and Nicole. Such fun; our K-Dash is clearly not the kind of girl that got into a fight with a cartridge of copier toner today. (Note: I did not win.) And really, who doesn’t love a girl who clearly had a hair and makeup team on hand prior to shooting her “accidentally” released sex tape with rapper Ray J? I say, if you are gonna make a sex tape, make it right! Pam and Tommy coulda learned a thing or two from Kim.

So, I googled Kim Kardashian today; http://www.officialkimkardashian.com/. While I love her site because it is a delish shade of pink and has lots of cute pics of tiaras and it plays cute little tunes, I was a little disturbed at some of the information I learned while frolicking about in KimLand:

1. Her production company is Kimsaprincess Productions, LLC. Her father, deceased O.J lawyer Robert Kardashian is rolling over in his grave.

2. Her stepfather is Bruce Jenner. Didn’t she date Brody Jenner? Eeeuueew.

3. Kim is today’s “it” choice for Hollywood closet makeovers. I don’t even know what that means.

4. She has a work out video entitled “Exercise Fit for Princess.” What I love, love, love about this is that it comes with Workout Cards. Workout Cards. WTF? Are these necessary? Will you get a better workout while staring at a cute pink card with Kim’s pic on it? I think maybe they are less “Workout Card” and more “Cards Men Will Buy for Self-Love That Are Easier to Hide Than Playboy.”

A little disturbing to learn that someone who did not, as far I can tell, go to college or achieve any higher level of education, has had no less than five successful careers by the ripe old age of 28.

So, I have decided that Alternate Career Choice #4 is going to be Closet Makeoverist. Seems to veer dangerously close to Person Hired to Clean out My Closet, but nonetheless, a career that does not require a license to practice law.